KarenKallo: Come in, Knock.
Knock: Hello, Karen.
Knock: Hello, Karen.
KarenKallo: OH WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP, ALREADY!? GOD. I’M TIRED OF HEARING YOUR FAR LEFT WING POLITICS.
Knock: Leave my wing out of this!
KarenKallo: Anyway, what did you need?
Knock: Well, Miss Doctor –
KarenKallo: I’m a Doctor?
Knock: You are now.
KarenKallo: Sweet as!
Knock: Enough about my ass, I need help with my nasolabial folds.
KarenKallo: Your….your what?
KarenKallo: That can’t be what I think it means.
Knock: Go on…say it.
KarenKallo: You mean…like…a nose vagina?
Knock: What the…the hell are you talking about Mrs Doctor Woman!? I mean the folds on my face.
KarenKallo: Oh…see…this is why I assumed I wasn’t a Mrs Doctor Woman Lord.
Knock: Don’t be silly your, highness Doctor Spaceboob, you’re a brilliant medical physician. My nose vagina can wait another time.
KarenKallo: Your what now?
Knock: Could you please just listen to me!? Why do we never talk anymore?! When was the last time we talked!?
KarenKallo: Um…what are we doing now?
*A sick ass Jazz tune plays in the background*
Knock: Cha cha cha cha, ha cha cha cha. Ah fuck it.
*Knock flips the desk over*
KarenKallo: My desk!
Knock: Exactly! But seriously, you should research your Nasolabial flaps.
KarenKallo: Let me consult Wikipedia.
KarenKallo: WIKIPEDIA. GET THE FUCK IN HERE.
*Enter Wikipedia, a lanky, skinny, naked old man with a foetus attached to his ear which appears to be violently slobbering over Wikipedia’s face*
*KarenKallo and Knock both break down into laughter*
KarenKallo: Oh ho ho ho, well played, sir.
Knock: Quite, quite.
KarenKallo: Now get in the bag.
Knock: Do it! Now! At his most vulnerable!!!
*Knock traps Wikipedia in a giant bag*
*Sirens are heard in the background*
KarenKallo: The Keppers….they tailed you! How the fuck could you be so stupid!?
Knock: I didn’t think, there were only so many children I co-
KarenKallo: Shut up, let’s just get this over with.
*KarenKallo and Knock rush over to the cupboard and pull out giant novelty pineapples*
Knock: I hope you knock what you’re doing.
KarenKallo: Don’t I?
Knock: ….Do you?
*KarenKallo and Knock both drag the bag that contains Wikipedia while toting bad ass pineapples. They kick down the door and venture outside towards the sirens.*
KarenKallo: FOR THE UBERMENSCH.
Knock: Yeah… I guess.