EIGHTY. FUCKING. THREE.

*Scene starts with KarenKallo writing at her desk until she hears a knock at the door*Voice: KNOCK. KNOCK.

KarenKallo: Come in, Knock.

*Enter Knock*

Knock: Hello, Karen.

KarenKallo: Kallo.

Knock: Kallo?

KarenKallo: Karen.

Knock: Hello, Karen.

KarenKallo: OH WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP, ALREADY!? GOD. I’M TIRED OF HEARING YOUR FAR LEFT WING POLITICS.

Knock: Leave my wing out of this!

KarenKallo: Anyway, what did you need?

Knock: Well, Miss Doctor –

KarenKallo: I’m a Doctor?

Knock: You are now.

KarenKallo: Sweet as!

Knock: Enough about my ass, I need help with my nasolabial folds.

KarenKallo: Your….your what?

Knock: Naso….labial….foooooooooooo-

KarenKallo: That can’t be what I think it means.

Knock: Go on…say it.

KarenKallo: You mean…like…a nose vagina?

Knock: What the…the hell are you talking about Mrs Doctor Woman!? I mean the folds on my face.

KarenKallo: Oh…see…this is why I assumed I wasn’t a Mrs Doctor Woman Lord.

Knock: Don’t be silly your, highness Doctor Spaceboob, you’re a brilliant medical physician. My nose vagina can wait another time.

KarenKallo: Your what now?

Knock: Could you please just listen to me!? Why do we never talk anymore?! When was the last time we talked!?

KarenKallo: Um…what are we doing now?

Knock: DANCING!

*A sick ass Jazz tune plays in the background*

Knock: Cha cha cha cha, ha cha cha cha. Ah fuck it.

*Knock flips the desk over*

KarenKallo: My desk!

Knock: Exactly! But seriously, you should research your Nasolabial flaps.

KarenKallo: Let me consult Wikipedia.

*Pause*

KarenKallo: WIKIPEDIA. GET THE FUCK IN HERE.

*Enter Wikipedia, a lanky, skinny, naked old man with a foetus attached to his ear which appears to be violently slobbering over Wikipedia’s face*

Wikipedia: Grababdurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

*KarenKallo and Knock both break down into laughter*

KarenKallo: Oh ho ho ho, well played, sir.

Knock: Quite, quite.

KarenKallo: Now get in the bag.

Wikipedia: Durr?

Knock: Do it! Now! At his most vulnerable!!!

*Knock traps Wikipedia in a giant bag*

*Sirens are heard in the background*

KarenKallo: The Keppers….they tailed you! How the fuck could you be so stupid!?

Knock: I didn’t think, there were only so many children I co-

KarenKallo: Shut up, let’s just get this over with.

*KarenKallo and Knock rush over to the cupboard and pull out giant novelty pineapples*

Knock: I hope you knock what you’re doing.

KarenKallo: Don’t I?

Knock: ….Do you?

KarenKallo: LIQUORICE.

Knock: Quite.

*KarenKallo and Knock both drag the bag that contains Wikipedia while toting bad ass pineapples. They kick down the door and venture outside towards the sirens.*

KarenKallo: FOR THE UBERMENSCH.

Knock: Yeah… I guess.

*Scene Ends*

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