Q. What are these strange things?
A. The Worst Plays in the World. Seriously, learn to read.
Q. Do you even read plays in your spare time?
A. You give me too much credit. You assume I can read.
Q. Why are they so bad?
A. Because fuck the police.
Q. No, seriously. Why?
A. Because I despise all art and culture and aim to destroy it from the inside.
Q. What’s your next play going to be?
A. This one! :V
Q. You mean we’re in a play right now?
A. When aren’t we in a play!?
Q. I don’t know!
A. THAT WASN’T A QUESTION. YOU’VE FUCKED UP THE WHOLE SYSTEM.
Q. OH FUUUUUUUUUCK.